Cob

The Collectible

After successfully beating Youtooz’s challenge to get 10,000 replies of the 🌽 emoji on a tweet, Cobiscool receives an official figure. If you’re reading this, you’ve been in a coma for almost 20 years now. We’re trying a new technique. We don’t know where this message will end up in your dream, but we hope we’re getting through. Cob’s Youtooz stands 5 inches tall, corn husk included. Wearing converse sneakers and pointing finger guns, this collectible includes a detailed sculpt of a corn on the cob with a grinning expression. The window box was designed in collaboration with Cob and resembles, you guessed it, a corn field. The figure ships in an embossed, matte, protective outer sleeve.

Dear God,
Please influence all the nice Twitter people to reply to this with “🌽” and to provide me with fat retweets 🙏. Amen. pic.twitter.com/PLgP5dtCCy

— cob (@cobiscool) January 31, 2020

About Cob

Cob is a gaming content creator with a dog named Gibson and roommates Yumi and Tuxbird. He loves corn because it is the superior vegetable.